Television

Art + Commerce = The Pitch's formula for drama

My new favorite* TV show is The Pitch, on AMC. It's Mad Men in real life, only, like, without the sex and smoking and lawnmowers running over people in the office. In other words, Mad Men boiled down to the client meetings. You know, where Peggy talks about bean ballets and the grumpy guy from Heinz says, "You're going to show someone taking a bite of the beans and smiling, right?" It's awesome.

The reason it's awesome has something to do with all the stuff I said in the previous post about narrative structure and rooting interests, but it also has to do with the insight the show offers into creativity and the marketplace.... »Read more »

Criminal Minds, Storage Wars, and the thirst for narrative

My son was reading to me last night, a book called Henry and Mudge in the Sparkle Days, about a boy and his dog in the wintertime. They play in the snow, they enjoy Christmas Eve dinner, they sit by the fireplace with the boy's parents. It's a fine book, but perhaps not the most sophisticated piece of literature ever crafted. When he finished reading, my son said: "I wonder why there's no problem in this book? There should be a problem."

At 7 years old, thanks in part to the most awesome first-grade teacher ever and thanks in part to his own innate sense of narrative requirement, my son understands that for a story to hold our attention, there needs to be a "problem." Conflict. Tension. Without the problem, there's no reason for the story. The problem is the catalyst, the trigger, the starting place. It's what sets a piece of writing in motion. Otherwise, the writing just sits there, like a boy and his dog in front of a warm fire on a wintry eve. Which is a nice experience to have, like, in your life, but it's not especially interesting to read about.

What we want from a story is simple: Conflict, action, resolution. If we have those things, we'll forgive almost anything else. My two most recent television addictions, Storage Wars and Criminal Minds are excellent illustrations of this concept. If you watch these shows, you understand something important about storytelling.... »Read more »

The Samneric Dialogues 2: Character matters

Amorak: Let’s talk about The Wire and Grantland’s bracket thing. I mean, Omar is almost for sure going to win, but what do you think about the contest?

Mark: Well, first of all, how the seeds and characters were picked are big questions I have. Some of the ones they left out: Slim Charles, Gus, Beadie, Carver. And instead, they've got Sergei? Cheese? How do they make Bubs a 7-seed and Clay Davis a 2-seed? I love Wallace, but he shouldn't be a 4. McNulty is too prominent in the show arc to be a #3. I don't know how you even begin to evaluate each matchup. Love for the character? Ruthlessness? Power? Impact on the show? No Valchek, Templeton, Burrell, The Greek, and where are all the women (except Snoop and Kima)? They should have done a full field of 64. Top seeds: Omar, McNulty, Stringer, and Avon or Bubbles.... »Read more »

Recent DVDs: Jake and the ... gat man?

Jake and the Fat Man was a TV show, right? Like some kind of a private detective thing, maybe from the early 1990s? I'm totally guessing here, because I'm pretty sure I never watched it at all. It must have been on CBS. At any rate, in this case, Jake refers to the dough-eyed (meaning cash money) Mr. Gggyyylllenhhgallyyll, and the spat man? flat man? whatever man refers to Mel Gibson, who carries gats in lots of his movies? Gets in spats in lots of his movies? Is flat on screen? Yeah, I got nothing. Sorry. Clearly, I should have tried something else for my word play, but I'm committed now.... »Read more »

CSI: Miami

The third season of Dexter is just beginning on Showtime. Now, I don't have Showtime, but this show makes me wish I did. (I've also heard nothing bad about Weeds.)

Dexter is what CSI: Miami would be if CSI: Miami were any good. And if it starred someone tolerable, as opposed to that redheaded dude from Jade. What's his name again?... »Read more »

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